My wife asked me to help her bleach her hair and I ended up ruining it, and now I'm afraid she wants revenge..?

[Anya250]

You guys are both total goofballs. Your wife is a total fool for asking you to help in the first place. On a positive note, here she is, trying to save some $$ (it can cost at least 40-50 bucks for highlights), and it takes just minutes to do. Since your game was tivo'd, you could have watched it any time. But then you got too caught up in the game and lost track of time.

She shouldn't have fallen asleep and so she had it coming. It ALWAYS pays to go to the stylist, even for more $$.

As for you, I recommend just shaving the moustache now, and get it over with...

[mom2-2254]

If I were you, I would get some of those really big bandages that are for when you skin your knee and put it over my "stache" when I went to sleep. If she tries to pull it off to do some dastardly deed, it will pull the hairs and wake you up.